Doctor Docter Gimme the News

So yesterday (Tuesday September 29Th 2009) I went to see my Urologist Dr. Hoofnagle. I have been waiting for over two months to see him after going back and forth between my OB and my Primary Care doctor. At first my main Doctor thought I had Gynaecological problems but as soon as I went to see my OB I was swiftly turned around in the opposite directions to have a serious of long and laborious tests done, including a CAT scan an MRI and some X-rays. All of which showed nothing. So finally with out any REAL help from my primary care physician, I referred myself to my mothers urologist.

Now you may be wondering, "Well what exactly is wrong with you that you needed to go through all this?" IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ ABOUT THE GRAPHIC SYMPTOMS THEN SKIP THIS PARAGRAPH. Anyway... About the third week of July I was out in Idaho when I woke up one day and had what felt like UTI (Uterine Infection) pain when I urinated UTI's are quite common so all I did to help it was drink tons of fluids (and cranberry juice) But even though I was working so hard to get rid of the UTI two days later I woke up at 4:00AM and went to the Bathroom (which is abnormal for me). As soon as I started to pee it felt an excruciating pain shoot me right in the abdomen. It hurt so badly that I began screaming which woke up my roommate. She rushed into the bathroom to find me lying on the floor in pain. she asked me what was wrong and I couldn't tell her. She rushed over to me looked into the toilet to find it FULL of blood. She rushed to the phone and called my parents and my friend Levi who had a car, and then together they rushed me to the ER. At the hospital I was diagnosed with a severe Uterine Infection and no other tests were done. They gave me some medication and sent me home. Steadily, with taking the medication, I began to get better. The bleeding stopped and the pain went away. I thought nothing of it. Then a week later I was back home in MD and the pain started again, except this time not as severe and it was located more in my back. My father originally thought that it was mechanical low back pain. But after treating me with physical therapy for a week I got worse instead of better, so he sent me to the doctor.

So here I am two months later finally making it in to see a urologist. Now you must understand that by now my pain has dulled and I barely ever notice it anymore. I am able to do all kinds of everyday normal tasks with no problems whatsoever. I actually contemplated canceling my appointment because I was beginning to think there was nothing wrong with me. But I went to the Doctor anyway, and BOY am I glad I did.

I walked into the doctors office and the first thing I did was fill out some forms and take a urine sample. Next thing I new I was in with the Doctor explaining all of my symptoms and what I had been through. He then turned to me and said, "I am glad you came in today, there is definitely something going on with you in the urology department. That urine sample you gave us was still full of blood (microscopic)." He then had me lie back on his table and proceeded to prod around my stomach he got to my bladder and when he pushed and tabbed I shouted "OUCH" He looked at me with a disgruntled face and said " You should not be able to feel that" He then told me that even though All the tests I had done had come back negative (showed no problems) there could still be something wrong with my bladder. He told me how CAT scans and MRI's can't see into the bladder or tell us anything about it so he was going to have to perform a Cystoscopy on me.

A cystoscopy is a minor procedure that allows the physician to see inside of the lower urinary tract (urethra, bladder neck, bladder). A cystoscopy can be used to detect abnormalities of the lower urinary tract. In this procedure, a flexible cystoscope (a thin, telescope-like tube with a light and telescope at the end) is inserted into the bladder through the urethra (the tube that carries urine from the bladder out of the body).
There is no prep for this procedure and I can eat and drink whatever I want the day of. But a cystoscopy is used to diagnose the following conditions:

• Bladder Cancer


• Blood in the Urine (hematuria)


• Chronic Pelvic pain


• Frequent urinary tract infections


• Interstitial cystitis


• Painful urination


• Urinary blockage (e.g. polyps, tumors)


• Urinary incontinence or an overactive bladder


• Urinary stones

The physician uses the cystoscope to visualize changes in the lining of the urinary tract. Abnormalities that can be detected include the following:

• Tumors


• Diverticula (sacs caused by holes in the urethra)


• Ectopic (displaced) Ureter


• Fistula (abnormal passage)


• Trabeculation (strands of connective tissue)


• Ureterocele (ballooning of the lower end of the ureter)

I am very worried about what they find when they take a look. The procedure is scheduled fro the 26th of October. PLEASE keep me in your prayers.

Everybody is Gonna Get Random Today!

So heather put together this awesome blog full of random urban dictionary words and definitions, and I am going to try and TOP IT!!! What she did was put words into http://www.urbandictionary.com/ and wrote down the definitions that were already there. I will begin with the use of several of my friends names (including mine) and will have an intermediate of random (not real) words and finish off with a light dressing of REAL WORDS BAD DEFINITIONS!!! So no offence if your name is in here... I understand how you feel these definitions are cruelly true. Thank you and please let me know if I have successfully topped that darn red head. Let's a' go.

I DID NOT MAKE ANY OF THIS UP MYSELF!! CHECK FOR YOURSELF AT http://www.urbandictionary.com/ !!

FRIENDS

Heather

1. A BEAUTIFUL girl with the most ADORABLE voice that would simply make your day. her CUTE laughter would just leave you with a feeling that you can't describe, like the look of a rose, the smell of the rain, or the feeling of forever.
love me some heather ;p

OR

2. To be pale; and to smoke the crack
Oh god shes heathered again

OR

3. A person that you have so many inside jokes with, it is hard to keep track of them. Very rad in every way! Loves to chill and listen to music; or go on random walks. Always a good talker.
Well she is my Heather!

Don't you love Heather?

BABY COME BACK!

Laura

1. The person with this name is the most amazing person you will ever meet. After you say hi to her, magic fairy dust will sprinkle on your head and then you'll be able to FLY! OMG! Who WOULDN'T want to fly?
That girl is so cool. Her name must be Laura! *begins to fly*

OR

2. A beautiful sexy woman that should be treated like a princess at all times.
Dannnnnnng what a laura, I'd do anything for her

OR

3. The 4th meal of the day - post tea time and before sleepy time. It can consist of anything you like - as long as it's a whole meal.
Person 1: 'What's for Laura tonight??'

Person 2: 'I hope it's sprouts on toast'

Matthew

1. A sexy guy that liked the women and has a nice tooth brush
i like you matthew you're so hot, i love your toothbrush

OR

2. An intelligent, charming, athletic, handsome, loving, and faithful male. This type of male is very rare, in fact, likely the only one in this world. He loves calculus and physics and hopefully this one person.
You're brilliant Matthew.

OR

3. Matthew is a redneck midget who chews tobacco, and hits on his girlfriend's best friend.
Matthew: "Hey baby come give me some tongue." Girlfriend: "Eww gross you just put in some dip!!"

BEN

1. A £10 bag of weed. Used throughout england!
"ey blud cud u shot me a ben?" "yeh mate!" "safe."

OR

2. A male subject who often takes form as a grizzly bear. aka...Griz
Ben ate all the salmon in that pond!

OR

3. The awesomest
Wow, Ben is so awesome

TYLER

1. A very very very, yet again, very sexy pancake.
That tyler was dilicious.

OR

2. a male that will always be labeled as a little gay friend. often called squishy.
Ur such a tyler help me pick out my shoes. yeah?

OR

3. Often has red streaks in his/her hair, owns homosexual dogs, with names from where most kids were conceived in the 80's. Feels that if he/ she meets someone, they're destined to be their soul mate forever even when meeting them at a local roller alley. Often bonds with family members, such as having "family night out" or "yahtzee night!" where they all sit around the coffee table and play Sorry, Monopoly, etc,.

That kid at roller palace was totally hitting on me, he's such a Tyler.

Sarah


1. A loud independent girl. A people person. A little odd. The correct way to spell Sara. Lovable, smexy, and amazing

guy 1: Sarah went singing through the halls today. she's a little weird.


guy 2: Ya but shes wicked cool. It's a good thing she doesn't spell her name wrong.



OR


2. A sexy beast who makes boys drool whenever she walks by.
That Sarah is such a sexy beast!
OR

3. someone who has swag through the roof.
"Dang that girl has swag through the roof!"


"She must be a Sarah."


MIKE

1. To do something incredibly stupid. To be retarded and look like an idiot at something.
He mike'd it up again. DOH!
OR

2. A kind of bowel movement, at least a three and golden brown, the kind of brown you want your marshmallows.
"Hey check this out"
"Woah, nice mike"

OR

3. One who can gallop like and ostrich and still be home in time for dinner and a quick game of halo.
"yo look at that kid, he's running like an ostrich"
"no big deal, Mike was doin that in front of school yesterday. noob"
"yeah what an orp"
"lawls"
"lawls indeed, lawls indeed"


MIRANDA

1. An alcoholic beverage, similar to a margarita
Waiter: Can I get you something?
Customer: Yes, a Miranda please.

OR

2. Miranda should only be taken at night. Miranda should always be taken with alcohol, drugs, etc. Don't ask your doctor before taking Miranda, just take it.
Im on Miranda, want some?

OR

3. A totally hot girls who is the nicest person and is always a good person to have a laugh with.
girl:wow I love hanging around with that girl she a total miranda

NON EXISTENT FUNNY WORDS

Omoge:
Nigerian word for describing a beautiful young lady
omoge wa be by (beautiful young lady come here) omoge ni mi (I'm a beautiful young lady) (in a naija boiz propa afrikan accent acting all American like they always do)




<*)))><:
FISH...u know....a fish...like...the ones u eat
yo man, i ate some <*)))><>


smooshy:
It is messy, done badly, crappy.
Man that painting is smooshy. You are hella smooshy. That is smooshy.



Enragement ring:
A piece of jewelry, typically a ring, that is purchased for a girlfriend in an effort to make her happy after you have made her angry.
A: Wow, your girlfriend is pretty pissed that you were out all night and didn't call her. What are you going to do? B: Yeah, you're right, she's pretty mad. I might have to buy her an 'enragement ring' to smooth things over.

Dohment:
One of those slap your forehead moments when you realise that you've just done something incredibly stupid.The moment when something "dawns on you" and "the penny drops.
A dohment is when you realise that you've put the baby outside and tucked the cat up in the cot for the night.or A dohment is when you wonder why the lawn isn't looking any better then notice that you haven't engaged the lawnmower blade.

REAL WORD FUNNY DEFINITION

Cheerleader:

A Cheerleader is most commonly thought of as a brainless blonde bimbo who flirts with everyone etc.

Merry:
Meriadoc Brandybuck, a hobbit of the Shire. Friend of Pippin, Frodo, and Samwise, and member of the Fellowship of the Ring.
We shall see the shire again!

Sticker Paralysis:
The effect caused by having a really awesome sticker and no appropriate place to use it. General symptoms include keeping the sticker in a drawer and never actually using it. Sometimes resulting in affixation remorse.
"I have contracted a case of sticker paralysis from this Vintage Apple sticker. I can't decide if I should put it on my fake plastic guitar or my rear window or my skateboard. It is too precious to use on just anything.


Teeny Bopper:
The ethnic group Hitler would focus on instead if he were alive today.
Teeny Bopper: Let's all get ice-cream sodas! Hitler: Kommen sie um!

Chicago:
Big city with a beautiful skyline. Although geographically placed in the Midwestern state of Illinois, it should be considered it's own state since the rest of the midwest is filled with drunk redneck republicans.
"So your from Illinois?" "No-I'm from Chicago"

.I'm a Fun Girl, Living in a Deviant World.

http://monoxyangel.deviantart.com/ or http://www.deviantart.com/

DeviantArt... This is my most prized website. I sit for hours looking through the artwork of millions of talented souls. And besides being the BEST site for finding a good picture for projects or websites on, this is the site where I post all of my photography. Photography has been a huge passion of mine for some time now and I would love to minor in it.... if I ever get the choice to. (my dream job would be as a photographer for National Geographic... I collect the magazine) But anyway... I figured that I would write a blog to show off some of my photography skills. The following are my favorite pieces of work:
















So yes those are all of my favorite photos that I have personally taken, and yes I added those nice looking borders on those pictures into the HTML by hand…woot. All of my other work can be seen at http://monoxyangel.deviantart.com/ There is a story behind every photo and I love them all, and every time I take another glance, the flow of memories surge back through my mind... good times good times.

Also... Deviant art is where I find the comics similar to the one in the last post and I will try with all of my posts to have something funny or cute attached... so here it goes <3 PLEASE FOLLOW ME AND WRITE COMMENTS!!!!!

Insanity for Breakfast.

I have decided that I am officially crazy! Yay what a wonderful day lol. So as I was creating this blog, I was fooling around with the HTML (by the way yes i created this page on my own I am quite HTML SAVY!!) and I looked to my old MYSPACE page which I have not even looked at in over half a year! I used to use my Myspace as a blog so I read a few of my entries, this being the first I saw:

I’m A Crazy Lunatic

Current mood: crazy

Category: Dreams and the Supernatural

Buenos Dias form the land down under my bed. Yesterday I successfully Blasted away two witches from beneath my fortress of cottony sale..age..ness. I was then bombarded by the Queen of the Puba caves… Not to worry, I am now out of solitary and on the loose again!!! Unfortunately The Grand Puba himself found my hiding place and stole ALL MY HANGERS!!!! How I am supposed to mooR yM naelC without them…. I do not know… Never Fear WALDO will save me!!! Or he could just sit there and laugh at me… never really know what that pelican of a weirdo is gonna do. All the same The world will be conquered by the beginning of the weekend and no one will be there to stop us!! Muahahahaha!!! Although I need to get a new swimmingly modest suit before then… the old one is too confining for a being of my energy. The only other thing standing in the way of my quests this week is… volleyball… If I don't make the team then the Queen of England will be disappointed… and I'll have to kill myself running hills and 5k's. All in a week's work for the fantabulous PRINCESS BATMAN JASMAN SUPERHERO ROSEBUD GIRL CLARK!!!! Or Moe the Panda for short!!!

So yeah there is a very good story behind all that... hehe and if you leave me a comment I might just tell you the story. Also as I was looking at my myspace page I came across my favorite Kris Wilson commic:

No I'm the bum stabber... sorry to bust your bubble. But anyway I'm very happy I've started my own blog... that probably no one will ever read. But this is fun and I don't care about that! Today is going to be very interesting... so I will be posting later.

Yay I'm a Blogger

I'll get this whole blogging buisness figured out eventually... until then it is time for bed!!