Everybody is Gonna Get Random Today!

So heather put together this awesome blog full of random urban dictionary words and definitions, and I am going to try and TOP IT!!! What she did was put words into http://www.urbandictionary.com/ and wrote down the definitions that were already there. I will begin with the use of several of my friends names (including mine) and will have an intermediate of random (not real) words and finish off with a light dressing of REAL WORDS BAD DEFINITIONS!!! So no offence if your name is in here... I understand how you feel these definitions are cruelly true. Thank you and please let me know if I have successfully topped that darn red head. Let's a' go.

I DID NOT MAKE ANY OF THIS UP MYSELF!! CHECK FOR YOURSELF AT http://www.urbandictionary.com/ !!

FRIENDS

Heather

1. A BEAUTIFUL girl with the most ADORABLE voice that would simply make your day. her CUTE laughter would just leave you with a feeling that you can't describe, like the look of a rose, the smell of the rain, or the feeling of forever.
love me some heather ;p

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2. To be pale; and to smoke the crack
Oh god shes heathered again

OR

3. A person that you have so many inside jokes with, it is hard to keep track of them. Very rad in every way! Loves to chill and listen to music; or go on random walks. Always a good talker.
Well she is my Heather!

Don't you love Heather?

BABY COME BACK!

Laura

1. The person with this name is the most amazing person you will ever meet. After you say hi to her, magic fairy dust will sprinkle on your head and then you'll be able to FLY! OMG! Who WOULDN'T want to fly?
That girl is so cool. Her name must be Laura! *begins to fly*

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2. A beautiful sexy woman that should be treated like a princess at all times.
Dannnnnnng what a laura, I'd do anything for her

OR

3. The 4th meal of the day - post tea time and before sleepy time. It can consist of anything you like - as long as it's a whole meal.
Person 1: 'What's for Laura tonight??'

Person 2: 'I hope it's sprouts on toast'

Matthew

1. A sexy guy that liked the women and has a nice tooth brush
i like you matthew you're so hot, i love your toothbrush

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2. An intelligent, charming, athletic, handsome, loving, and faithful male. This type of male is very rare, in fact, likely the only one in this world. He loves calculus and physics and hopefully this one person.
You're brilliant Matthew.

OR

3. Matthew is a redneck midget who chews tobacco, and hits on his girlfriend's best friend.
Matthew: "Hey baby come give me some tongue." Girlfriend: "Eww gross you just put in some dip!!"

BEN

1. A £10 bag of weed. Used throughout england!
"ey blud cud u shot me a ben?" "yeh mate!" "safe."

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2. A male subject who often takes form as a grizzly bear. aka...Griz
Ben ate all the salmon in that pond!

OR

3. The awesomest
Wow, Ben is so awesome

TYLER

1. A very very very, yet again, very sexy pancake.
That tyler was dilicious.

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2. a male that will always be labeled as a little gay friend. often called squishy.
Ur such a tyler help me pick out my shoes. yeah?

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3. Often has red streaks in his/her hair, owns homosexual dogs, with names from where most kids were conceived in the 80's. Feels that if he/ she meets someone, they're destined to be their soul mate forever even when meeting them at a local roller alley. Often bonds with family members, such as having "family night out" or "yahtzee night!" where they all sit around the coffee table and play Sorry, Monopoly, etc,.

That kid at roller palace was totally hitting on me, he's such a Tyler.

Sarah


1. A loud independent girl. A people person. A little odd. The correct way to spell Sara. Lovable, smexy, and amazing

guy 1: Sarah went singing through the halls today. she's a little weird.


guy 2: Ya but shes wicked cool. It's a good thing she doesn't spell her name wrong.



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2. A sexy beast who makes boys drool whenever she walks by.
That Sarah is such a sexy beast!
OR

3. someone who has swag through the roof.
"Dang that girl has swag through the roof!"


"She must be a Sarah."


MIKE

1. To do something incredibly stupid. To be retarded and look like an idiot at something.
He mike'd it up again. DOH!
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2. A kind of bowel movement, at least a three and golden brown, the kind of brown you want your marshmallows.
"Hey check this out"
"Woah, nice mike"

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3. One who can gallop like and ostrich and still be home in time for dinner and a quick game of halo.
"yo look at that kid, he's running like an ostrich"
"no big deal, Mike was doin that in front of school yesterday. noob"
"yeah what an orp"
"lawls"
"lawls indeed, lawls indeed"


MIRANDA

1. An alcoholic beverage, similar to a margarita
Waiter: Can I get you something?
Customer: Yes, a Miranda please.

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2. Miranda should only be taken at night. Miranda should always be taken with alcohol, drugs, etc. Don't ask your doctor before taking Miranda, just take it.
Im on Miranda, want some?

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3. A totally hot girls who is the nicest person and is always a good person to have a laugh with.
girl:wow I love hanging around with that girl she a total miranda

NON EXISTENT FUNNY WORDS

Omoge:
Nigerian word for describing a beautiful young lady
omoge wa be by (beautiful young lady come here) omoge ni mi (I'm a beautiful young lady) (in a naija boiz propa afrikan accent acting all American like they always do)




<*)))><:
FISH...u know....a fish...like...the ones u eat
yo man, i ate some <*)))><>


smooshy:
It is messy, done badly, crappy.
Man that painting is smooshy. You are hella smooshy. That is smooshy.



Enragement ring:
A piece of jewelry, typically a ring, that is purchased for a girlfriend in an effort to make her happy after you have made her angry.
A: Wow, your girlfriend is pretty pissed that you were out all night and didn't call her. What are you going to do? B: Yeah, you're right, she's pretty mad. I might have to buy her an 'enragement ring' to smooth things over.

Dohment:
One of those slap your forehead moments when you realise that you've just done something incredibly stupid.The moment when something "dawns on you" and "the penny drops.
A dohment is when you realise that you've put the baby outside and tucked the cat up in the cot for the night.or A dohment is when you wonder why the lawn isn't looking any better then notice that you haven't engaged the lawnmower blade.

REAL WORD FUNNY DEFINITION

Cheerleader:

A Cheerleader is most commonly thought of as a brainless blonde bimbo who flirts with everyone etc.

Merry:
Meriadoc Brandybuck, a hobbit of the Shire. Friend of Pippin, Frodo, and Samwise, and member of the Fellowship of the Ring.
We shall see the shire again!

Sticker Paralysis:
The effect caused by having a really awesome sticker and no appropriate place to use it. General symptoms include keeping the sticker in a drawer and never actually using it. Sometimes resulting in affixation remorse.
"I have contracted a case of sticker paralysis from this Vintage Apple sticker. I can't decide if I should put it on my fake plastic guitar or my rear window or my skateboard. It is too precious to use on just anything.


Teeny Bopper:
The ethnic group Hitler would focus on instead if he were alive today.
Teeny Bopper: Let's all get ice-cream sodas! Hitler: Kommen sie um!

Chicago:
Big city with a beautiful skyline. Although geographically placed in the Midwestern state of Illinois, it should be considered it's own state since the rest of the midwest is filled with drunk redneck republicans.
"So your from Illinois?" "No-I'm from Chicago"